Stage, drugs, whatever. He sent this weird picture and email:
“Sometimes I like to have a little fun and maybe cut a weird hole in a table, put it out next to the recycling and then just wait to watch people be disappointed and confused by it. Oh I’m such a comedian!!! An unlicensed professional comedian, and all the World is my stage but no one knows they’re in the audience but they got in free so STOP COMPLAINING YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES I’M TRYING MY HARDEST I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Take my table, please.”
Please welcome the new category of “Woodwork.”