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G(ym) T(an) R(ape)

19 Jan

Yet another in a series of alarming emails he’s been sending from South America:

“Working on a sick Rapist’s Tan today. It’s like a Farmer’s Tan, except instead of wearing a t-shirt you grow a beard in the hot summer sun, let it bake in, and then shave it off, revealing tender pale white rapist skin underneath. The contrast is A-MAZE! Try it sometime!”

I’m sure that would be a hit with the ladies here.

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