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His Very Own NFL Mock Draft

27 Apr
When he was a teenager he used to type up every NFL team’s roster on a typewriter. No joke. I remember I was looking at them one time (because I thought everything he did was cool, even gay stuff) and he freaked out and beat the hell out of me. I was five. Anyway, I was wondering where he was all day today, and it turns out he was wasting his work day making his Annual NFL Mock Draft. Enjoy by clicking below…

"With the first pick in the 2011 NFL Draft-- Hey is someone huffing paint in here?"


Getting Personal

4 Feb

An interesting new way to procrastinate:

My boy Rude (R.I.P.) used to do a thing he called “Personal Flex Time.” He would strip down to his underwear and flex in front of a mirror for 15 minutes each day to remind himself how awesome he was and also to reflect on how awesome he COULD BE. He was on steroids. You should implement something like this in your daily routine, but minus the goof juice. Kick your gay roommate out, lock the door, get naked and start flexing! Trust me, it’ll work.”

Work as in how?

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