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13 Oct

and his weird weird brain have combined…

“Just saw Moneyball and I’ve gotta say, I was pretty disappointed. Not because the movie sucks– it was fine. Brad Pitt was playing a handsome guy that no one liked and Jonah Hill was playing a fat nerd– so as far as I could tell it was completely accurate. My problem with the movie was that I thought Moneyball was the story of a galactic all-female death squad that roamed the universe challenging humans and aliens and spaceships to a dangerous game they invented with super ambiguous rules and heckling audiences made up of Space Worms and their gnarled teeth. About ten minutes in I realized that was just the dream I keep having and not a movie. Still put my dick in the popcorn though, don’t worry. I give it ten lima beans out of a possible 32 postage stamps and one elegant turnip. You did it again, Spielberg.”

Steven Spielberg had nothing to do with this movie.  

If they weren't both actors, this same picture could still exist.

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