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New Ways To Make Money

25 Apr

If you’re a total psychopath:

“Always stop at lemonade stands, because kids are our future. And they’re total pussies, so that’s the easiest 9 bucks you’ll ever make. While you’re at it, tell them their parents are going to get divorced too. You might be saving them a lot of time in their teenage years doing coke and breaking shit if they find out now and start the healing process early.” 

Get 'em!!!!

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