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The Specialist

11 Nov

I have actually always wondered this…

“Who in the fuck is Dr. James Andrews? How come every single athlete who gets hurt ends up seeing him? Is he the only motherfucker on the planet who understands sports injuries? You oughta specialize in something like he does. Envelopes, construction cones, prosthetic wieners. Something!”

"Yeah his knee's blown. Oh, how am I? I'm great. I've had five steaks today."

 

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