“Someone just cited some bullshit poll to prove a point to me. “You know, 75% of Americans bla bla bla I’m gay” or something like that. So I got to thinking. I’ve never been polled for anything. Sure one time during pledging I got “poled” but that’s a story for another time. Another sad, sad time. Have you ever been called up or stopped at a mall and polled? Fuck no. Because if they did you’d hang up on them or pretend you’re deaf and walk away. Which brings me to my conclusion– All poll results are complete bullshit, because only a fucking douchebag would agree to be polled in the first place. You’re welcome.”
I wonder what he would think of the polls on this site. You guys aren’t douchebags (as far as I know) and you like to vote in them. Maybe most polls in life just have lame topics.
I'm confused. Is "Stinky Leftovers" a person? Because I would DEFINITELY not want to sit next to him or her.