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13 Apr

I don’t advise this for anyone. At all. But he sent it, so here you go…

“Taking random pills is a great way to find out secrets about yourself. Did you take two purples and end up naked in a fountain? You’re Gaylord Perry. Did you take a blue trapezoid and tell your RA all  your secrets? You need counseling. Did you take three reds and piss in a hot girl’s clothing hamper? You’re awesome! The best way to judge the effects of a pill is to look at the person who gave them to you. For instance if he was crying when he handed them over, maybe just take half. If you’re curious what you’re being offered there is a website specifically devoted to identifying pills, but surprisingly it doesn’t list things like “tiny blue circle with machine gun on it” or “bright orange oval with penis on it” anywhere. Yet another example of the Internet’s failings.”

The website he’s referring to is this:

"Take two and call me later to fuck."

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