It’s basically his new mantra, replacing whatever his previous new mantra was two days ago. He sent this photo, and wrote the following:
“Beards. Because any asshole can grow a mustache. “What’s wrong? Can’t connect it, friend?” That’s a sample of what I say to people with mustaches. Anyway, I’m pumped about this fucking CHEEK RUG I’m growing. It’s not done yet, but I’m already getting super cocky about it. It looks masculine, handsome squared, and pensive as fuck! I’m always rubbing it in simple situations like at Chipotle and causing bitches to go all aflutter. “OMG Becky what do you think he’s ordering? I bet Barbacoa. He’s bad. He’s dangerous. I want him to fuck me and then never talk to me again, and at first I’ll hate him for it, but over time I’ll come to memorialize it as ‘MY BEST FUCK EVER’ when me and my girlfriends are drinking Chardonnay and gossiping about penises. Ya know?” Okay maybe I took that a little too far but the point is this beard is DOPE CITY, which is the capitol of FREEDOM GORGE. Fuck I’m awesome!”
Anyone else noticing an increase in ALL CAPS by him recently? I’m getting worried. I’m also getting sick of ironic mustaches so I support him here totally.