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9 Mar

Since he’s writing these to me and a couple of his buddies (I made the “TO” line this time, not “BCC” hooray!) and not everyone, I feel happy to be able to expose it to more of the audience he’s looking for:

“Dear Women of America: Please stop wearing bright red lipstick. I know you saw it in a magazine or on a TV show, but those women were hot, and you just look silly. Bright red lipstick only looks good two places: On supermodels, and on my dick. Sincerely, Pimpslap Stevens.”

Makes sense to me.

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