for realz this time…
“Well, REM and the fucking Mayans were right. It’s the end of the World. How do I know for sure? Because Taco Bell made a deal with America. If one motherfucker steals a base in the World Series this year, we’ll give all of you fat pieces of shit a free Doritos Loco Taco. You know, the one made with fucking Doritos for the shell? That one you NEEDED? Well guess what? Someone stole a base. Who, you ask? ANGEL PAGAN. That’s right, ANGEL fucking PAGAN. If you need more evidence, fuck you. Let the feast of tacos and souls begin!”
Don’t ask for forgiveness now, Pagan! It’s too late!
He sent this list of his “Top Ten Predictions for 2012” so I added some pictures to it. I’m really bored. Click on this little guy for fun:
2012 top ten
No communication since middle of the day on New Years Eve and his phone is going straight to voicemail. He also isn’t returning texts. And honestly he’s too arrogant to not communicate in any way. He told me once that if this ever happened I should dig fifteen feet deep behind the main tree in our backyard but I’m not at home. I’ll keep you posted…
“Leave it to the Asians to break it all down for us with Avatars.”
Here’s the YouTube link he sent: