And he’s not happy about it, or America…
“Had to go into jury duty today. If these are the people who decide court cases, God save us all. The guy next to me just told his pet squirrel to be quiet. And honestly, the squirrel is totally behaving, so this dude is clearly NUTS. Boom! Level 10 joke!”
I’m really happy he achieved level 10.
He’s been going through some genuine bullshit the last couple of days which is why I haven’t been posting as much. He sent this a little earlier today:
“Anytime a question begins with the phrase “Tell me about…” you’re in a shitty situation. A bad date (“Tell me about yourself”), a stupid-ass job interview (“Tell me about your best qualities”), in a police interview room or on the witness stand in court (“Tell me about the night in question”). If someone ever asks you that, run. And if you can’t run because your hands are cuffed to the table, KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT and call me.”
So there you have it.
He sent this list of his “Top Ten Predictions for 2012” so I added some pictures to it. I’m really bored. Click on this little guy for fun:
2012 top ten