Learning From Nature

17 Sep

You don’t need to go outside, and you don’t need a TV either…

“I want to talk to you about how you can learn from nature. The Queen Bee enslaves hundreds of male bees and makes them work tirelessly for ZERO pay. When one of them gets tired or sprains a stinger, she has him kicked out of the hive, where he falls what must feel like 10 million feet to his death. Meanwhile, the King Cobra hangs out by himself reading the Desert Times Gazette, drinking margaritas and occasionally biting people who probably deserved it anyway. And that’s why we can’t have a woman President.”

I think Louis CK said it best:

So funny it hurts. Like it literally hurts because it’s true and that sucks.

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2 Responses to “Learning From Nature”

  1. Pete Armetta September 17, 2012 at 10:30 am #

    Funny and yes true!

  2. Ed September 17, 2012 at 4:43 pm #

    Very funny! – except that the worker bees are also all female. The male bees just laze around the hive all day getting fed by the female bees until they get kicked out in winter and die or, they mate with the queen, get there man parts ripped out and die. Cruel world.

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