More Reasons To Never Get Old

20 Mar

From the king of complaints…

“Reasons my back hurts currently: A) I’m old as fuck. B) I fell down the stairs the other night. C) I’ve been sleeping on the couch because I’m afraid of my bed for some reason (ask weed– he started it). D) I’m pretty sure the liver is in the back, right? That motherfucker is hurting and pissed.”

I think he’s on one of the finals levels of his downward spiral.

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One Response to “More Reasons To Never Get Old”

  1. charles March 20, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    the liver is evil, it must be punished!

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