Remember How Lucky You Are

19 Mar

if you’re in college, that is…

“Here’s about the most fun you can have as an old man on a Sunday night. I was walking back into my apartment at 11PM and headed naturally to my computer to masturbate, but then I remembered “Hey! You put a beer in the freezer!” so I did a sick spin move into the kitchen, and as I grabbed the freezing cold perfect beer from the top shelf, I said aloud to myself, “Nice spin move.” So remember that when you’re nose-hair-deep in Rachel Greengoldsilver’s asscrack this week.”

I actually know Rachel very well and I doubt she’ll let that happen.


One Response to “Remember How Lucky You Are”

  1. clutch67 March 19, 2012 at 8:49 am #


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