Text Exchange About Shit

30 Jan

that just occured:

HIM: “Last poop could be best described as “Southwestern.””

ME: Corn?

HIM: “No it was more of a color thing. Lots of dusty browns. Some dark purples. Are you familiar with Georgia O’Keeffe’s work?”

ME: Dark purples? Are you dying?

HIM: “No it’s just my passive-aggressive liver trying to send me signals like a bad girlfriend. Just shut down already if you’re so mad, pussy!”

ME: Good luck with that.

HIM: “Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. Remember that.”

 Another important life lesson from a dying man. 

Colorful and frightening.

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3 Responses to “Text Exchange About Shit”

  1. kakarot January 30, 2012 at 2:27 am #

    of all the Georgia O’Keefe paintings out there, you choose the ONE that doesn’t look like a vagina

  2. terriblytorn13 January 30, 2012 at 6:45 am #

    It kinda reminds me of a boobie though

  3. shit January 30, 2012 at 8:57 am #

    corn would be “Midwestern”

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