Dealing With The Tattooed

6 Sep

Which he is one of…

Just broke one of my own rules and told a chick in my office that her new tattoo was “Retarded.” Never tell a girl that her tattoo sucks– those things never go away, and it hurts people’s feelings. Instead, when a girl shows you her terrible new tattoo, say something awesome like, “Man I just wanna pour honey all over that thing and lick it off in a meadow.” Then when she says “What??” just say “What??” back really quick-like and stare at her until she kisses you. Not so smug now, are you Inky???”

I remember when he got his first tattoo and our Dad hated it. He went upstairs and came back down with a fake “DAD SUX” tattoo on his forearm in sharpie. Dinner was funny that night. 

Yes we will Megan. Yes we will.


2 Responses to “Dealing With The Tattooed”

  1. D.G. September 7, 2011 at 7:35 am #

    so what tattoos does he have?

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