Breast Exam

11 Apr

A stirring breakdown of a female body type:

“The new receptionist at my office (I got the last one fired) has reminded me of something. “Tits On A Stick” is an actual body type, and one that should be sought after, but with caution. The moniker refers to women who’s bodies are incredibly thin, but who’s breasts are incredibly large. The reasons to be excited are many, as thin bodies are fun to toss around and big boobs are great for everything from sex to holding wallets, etc. But use caution, because many times the lack of adequate foundational body weight leaves the large breasts malnourished, making them feel like giant bags only half-filled with sand. You’ll find yourself adjusting your grip over and over, just trying to find the sweet spot where there’s actually something to squeeze, thinking about girls from high school, and eventually dumping them for Internet Porn.”

Glad to hear he got his receptionist fired.

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One Response to “Breast Exam”

  1. GroovyJ April 11, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    From the description, it sounds like you should be running a sweep-stake on how long it takes for him to get this one fired too.

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