Helpful Reminder

9 Feb

From the most romantic man on the planet:

Don’t forget that Valentine’s Day is on Monday. Single girls are going to be EXTRA sad this weekend and therefore desperate. They’ll be especially vulnerable to vacant promises of future love, so lean on statements like “I’m not like all these other guys” and “What are you doing Monday night?” at really loud parties this weekend. Try saying something like “Flowers and candy? I don’t see why that has to be limited to one day of the year” and then roll your eyes and shrug your shoulders. Then have sex with them and never talk to them again. Toodles!”

I would put this in the 25% category of things he recommends that I will actually attempt.

Take with alcohol.

 

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